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Saturday, August 6, 2011

Farmville: The Movie: The Un-Rated Cut



Farmville Tip 25: Spend Your FV Cash on Something Really Worthwhile. And that means no cutesy animals or other decorations that wont give you XP points. What you want to spend it on, are some Mystery Animal Crates or any other limited edition items that will give you a huge XP boost in a short while! For instance, this Farmville Jackalope will award you with a whopping 700 XP if you are lucky enough to get them from the crate! Talk about a juicy XP boost!

Grab your Farmville Minicourse here!

WARNING: Film Contains ULTRA-VIOLENCE! To some of us, it’s just a game. For others, a deadly obsession. The subject of our research, a strapping young college student, downloaded Farmville with the most innocent of intentions, unaware that this free download would spiral into a morbid addiction on the brink of full-blown mental insanity. As he spirals down this terrible path, he brings his friends down with him. How far will this go? To what end will the human mind allow itself to be pushed? Are we all but mere animals in the light of a more superior, all-controlling being? Smattered with ultra-violence, unnecessary profanity, and alleged subliminal sexual commentary, this unrated cinematic adventure will take your mind grapes out from your juicy skull and squish the hell out of them. This is one of the best movies ever made. It is an everyman’s movie, a coming of age tale, a Best Picture nominee snub if anything. It deals with every single value of everyday life in a way you’ve never, ever imagined before. Get those mind grapes out. It’s squishin’ time. Also: Yeah the End Credits soundtrack is chopped and screwed, copyrights…
Video Rating: 4 / 5

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